“To the 1000 plus Tank Girl “fans” who’ve illegally downloaded Everybody Loves Tank Girl issue #1 since wednesday, Fuck You. To the person who generously uploaded it in the first place - keep on doing what you’re doing and there will be no more Tank Girl, you are crippling me, I am not a huge multinational operation and every single sale counts. To those of you who actually bought the comic, I Love You. Alan X” - Tank Girl